Powerful Orbs, Drunken Robots

Mirari and I have a bit of a special history. Way back when Odyssey was released, I had just started attending FNM and my friends and I fantasized about opening a foil version of the mythical artifact. Sure, there were far better cards to wish for, but there was something so alluring about that lone, metallic orb. It just so happens that around three or four months after the release, when we had long abandoned our hopes of obtaining such a treasure, I cracked the shiniest of shiny spheres in the first pack of a draft. To this day, whenever I look at the card I'm brought back to that night at my old game store.

Anyway, I've had this idea for a while now:


And before I go: Special Robot Bonus!